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I feel like this is going to happen and I’m going to yell “deja vu!” and freak everyone out

I had another weird dream last night. Here’s how it went down:

Anna and I were hanging out with her friend (who I didn’t know) and then Anna said she had to do something down the street. When her other friend and I went to see what she was doing, she was playing basketball with Swimmer! We were watching them, and then Anna asked me to help her play (because now some old lady was playing with Swimmer). Once I walked up to where they were standing, Swimmer walked away and didn’t come back. Sigh. Then, the old lady was talking about how her son? grandson? was our age, and she asked if she could take a picture of us (to show him? I have no idea). Then a bunch of guys walked over, and before they could say anything, I woke up.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Sometimes I just hate my friends so much…

Today during lunch Megan decided to talk about how I was so in love with Swimmer (I’m not, I just want to get to know him, he’s a cool guy!)… now that’s all great until she starts making up reasons that I’m in love with him, like that I see him everywhere (not true) and text her all the time about him (not true). Especially when she starts telling an annoying girl, Julie, that I’m in love with him. Not cool. Especially because I really don’t like her and I don’t want her to know about my (non-existent) love life.

Also, next week I may be going with Shelly to tennis state! 🙂

Until next time, Em 🙂

This is gonna be epic. Or just fail with epic style.

While writing that title, I realized that no, epicly is NOT a word. Sad but true.

Anyways, the day has finally come for me to do…. drumroll… LIVE BLOGGING!!! If you don’t know what that is, it’s pretty much when you write a blog post while doing something very important.

Backstory: yesterday I went to a concert and saw a kid who looked like Swimmer. And now I am going to tell Anna.

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Em: “Should I tell my friend who knows him? She would laugh so hard!”

Shelly: “Yeah probably.”

Em: “What do I sayyyyyyyyyy?!”

Shelly: “I meant she would laugh really hard, but I suggest you don’t. Do whatever you want. My guess is because she is your friend she will try to help set you up with him.”

Em: “Oh I see. Here goes nothing!”

Shelly: “Bon chance!”

Em: “dkjskjsakncke”

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Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer!”

Lana: “That is amazing.”

Em: “Haha yes! His hair looked just like Swimmer’s and I was like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR (but I didn’t tell him that!) Anyways should I tell my friend who knows him “hey I saw someone who looked like Swimmer yesterday!!!” or would it just be awkward?”

Lana: “You should!!!!!!!!!!”

Em: “OH MY GOD SHOULD I ACTUALLY DO THIS MY FRIEND JUST REPLIED”

Lana: “Say “oh the other day I was at a concert and I saw someone that kinda looked like Swimmer. Isn’t that weird?” or something like that”

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12:27 – Starts typing: “I just saw this kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

*looking at my phone like it is going to blow up*

*send*

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO HOLY MUSTACHES SHE IS GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD AND BE LIKE “WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT THE HAYSTACKS ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT” OH MY GOD…………

OH MY GOSH I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, WHY DID I DO THAT!!!!! MY HEART IS LIKE A FREAKING DRUM!!! NOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT!!! GOODBYE CUTE CAT THAT IS LYING OVER THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEE

12:33 – This was a terrible idea. Plus the fact that I sent my message 10 minutes after she replied to my “dude!” message… not great.

12:38 – Still no reply. I’m gonna go do some homework. BRB

3:00 – YES! SHE REPLIED!

Em: “Dude!”

Anna: “Whattttt”

Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

Anna: “Yeah or maybe you’re just seeing all the guys you’re in love with ;)”

(WAIT. SHE KNOWS?!)

Em: “Excuse me? Why would you think I’m in love with Swimmer?”

(Smooth, Em. Smooth.)

Anna: “I don’t know maybe because you’re seeing him everywhere.”

Em: “Uhh what I saw a kid who looked like him… but ok whatever floats your boat!”

Anna: “Haha and I see you didn’t deny loving Justin Bieber.” (I told her I saw someone who looked like him yesterday)

Em: “I don’t, it was just weird seeing his doppleganger.”

Anna: “Haha good use of a Vampire Diaries word.”

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Well, that wen’t surprisingly well. Sort of. Anyways, today I dropped my dad’s phone (I was using his because I dropped mine and it got the white screen of death because it is a really cheap phone) and it now has cracks all over it… sigh. At least replacement screens are only like $10!

Until next time, Em 🙂

Doppleganging (is that a word?)

Today my life was changed. I went to Megan’s Sweet Sixteen, where we went to a comic shop which may or may not have had a signed picture of Chris Pine hanging up. And for sale. My bus driver looked like Bradley Cooper. When going to a concert I both saw someone who looked like Justin Bieber (warning: creepy picture alert) and Swimmer (it wasn’t him). I tasted lemon drops for the first time (they’re really good, Dumbledore was right!). I went to a seafood place (I’m a vegetarian) and ate this disgusting “vegetable” (read: mashed up disgusting green plant life) soup until I decided that yes, I could have a meal consisting of just Mozzarella-y French Fries and Creme Brulee (it was really yummy). Plus, there was some weird dance thing going on downtown which consisted of people dancing with headphones on (I think it might have been for the Ellen Show Dance Dare… but I’m not sure). Oh and I pretty much bombed my History Exam I had on Friday… not good.

Until next time, Em 🙂

PS ~ I’m thinking of telling Anna that I saw a kid who looked like Swimmer, but she’ll probably freak out and be like “Why were you thinking about him? OMG I’m gonna set you guys up!”… wait, why is this a bad idea again? Anyways, advice? To tell or not to tell, that is the predicament (obviously I’m NOT a natural born poet)

HOLY MUSTACHES!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

Not even kidding you right now…. my life has just been made. Check it out.

http://www.sparknotes.com/college/2012/05/11/what-faye-learned-during-her-freshman-year-of-college

Or if you’re lazy, I copied it and put it right down there.

Q. I like this guy, my friend’s neighbor, how do I get to know him? I’ve played tennis with him before but just once before.

A. First things first, ask yourself why you like this guy that you’ve only really talked to once. I’m guessing the answer to that is because he looks smokin’ hot in a tennis outfit. Now I’m not saying that’s a bad reason to like a guy. (Personally I’m a huge fan of smokin’ hot guys.) Just make sure you have something in common beyond that. If you really want to get to know him, you have to start in groups—maybe your friend can invite him and another guy to play doubles tennis with the two of you. If you’re not that into tennis, now might be a good time to get into tennis. Afterward, the group of you could all grab pizza and you can get to know tennis cutie. Good luck!

ASDFKJKL OH MY GOD OH MY GOD SHE ANSWERED MY QUESTION MY LIFE HAS JUST BEEN MADE.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Story of my life…

“Janie wanted to ask Hezekiah about Tea Cake, but she was afraid he might misunderstand her and think she was interested.” (OH MY WORD, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP ANNA AND I’S RELATIONSHIP CONCERNING SWIMMER!)

“‘Well, is he- he- is he got uh wife or something lak dat? Not dat it’s any uh mah business.’ She held her breath for the answer.” (UH YEAH THERE WAS DEFINITELY AN AWKWARD  SITUATION WHERE THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST YEAR, MINUS THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW, WIFE PART)

-Their Eyes Were Watching God

Oh also, I was asking RJ about the guy she likes (Jadrian) , who is sadly graduating, and we had this highly stimulating conversation:

Em: “Is he popular?”
RJ: “He’s… captain of the chess team.”

Trust me, you had to be there.

Until next time, Em 🙂