Tag Archive | Shelly

Tennis state!!!

These past few days I was at tennis state, and in one word it was: awesome!

Shelly got 1st place (I’m not surprised)

I saw so many hot guys (I didn’t know they existed in my state!)

Megan and I were total stalkers by taking pictures of hot guys playing tennis

Megan, ChaiTeaLover, Shelly and I made so many new inside jokes it’s not even funny – I can’t go to a gas station or a bathroom anymore without laughing

I have eaten more Sour Patch Kids, Starbursts and Chex Mix in the last 2 days than I have in my whole life

I have decided that I’m (most likely) going to be on my tennis team next year

I met two very… interesting tennis coaches (they’re actually pretty good looking, and young. Awkward)

I found out how to find out someone’s address using Google

Until next time, Em 🙂

Sometimes I just hate my friends so much…

Today during lunch Megan decided to talk about how I was so in love with Swimmer (I’m not, I just want to get to know him, he’s a cool guy!)… now that’s all great until she starts making up reasons that I’m in love with him, like that I see him everywhere (not true) and text her all the time about him (not true). Especially when she starts telling an annoying girl, Julie, that I’m in love with him. Not cool. Especially because I really don’t like her and I don’t want her to know about my (non-existent) love life.

Also, next week I may be going with Shelly to tennis state! 🙂

Until next time, Em 🙂

This is gonna be epic. Or just fail with epic style.

While writing that title, I realized that no, epicly is NOT a word. Sad but true.

Anyways, the day has finally come for me to do…. drumroll… LIVE BLOGGING!!! If you don’t know what that is, it’s pretty much when you write a blog post while doing something very important.

Backstory: yesterday I went to a concert and saw a kid who looked like Swimmer. And now I am going to tell Anna.

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Em: “Should I tell my friend who knows him? She would laugh so hard!”

Shelly: “Yeah probably.”

Em: “What do I sayyyyyyyyyy?!”

Shelly: “I meant she would laugh really hard, but I suggest you don’t. Do whatever you want. My guess is because she is your friend she will try to help set you up with him.”

Em: “Oh I see. Here goes nothing!”

Shelly: “Bon chance!”

Em: “dkjskjsakncke”

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Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer!”

Lana: “That is amazing.”

Em: “Haha yes! His hair looked just like Swimmer’s and I was like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR (but I didn’t tell him that!) Anyways should I tell my friend who knows him “hey I saw someone who looked like Swimmer yesterday!!!” or would it just be awkward?”

Lana: “You should!!!!!!!!!!”

Em: “OH MY GOD SHOULD I ACTUALLY DO THIS MY FRIEND JUST REPLIED”

Lana: “Say “oh the other day I was at a concert and I saw someone that kinda looked like Swimmer. Isn’t that weird?” or something like that”

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12:27 – Starts typing: “I just saw this kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

*looking at my phone like it is going to blow up*

*send*

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO HOLY MUSTACHES SHE IS GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD AND BE LIKE “WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT THE HAYSTACKS ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT” OH MY GOD…………

OH MY GOSH I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, WHY DID I DO THAT!!!!! MY HEART IS LIKE A FREAKING DRUM!!! NOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT!!! GOODBYE CUTE CAT THAT IS LYING OVER THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEE

12:33 – This was a terrible idea. Plus the fact that I sent my message 10 minutes after she replied to my “dude!” message… not great.

12:38 – Still no reply. I’m gonna go do some homework. BRB

3:00 – YES! SHE REPLIED!

Em: “Dude!”

Anna: “Whattttt”

Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

Anna: “Yeah or maybe you’re just seeing all the guys you’re in love with ;)”

(WAIT. SHE KNOWS?!)

Em: “Excuse me? Why would you think I’m in love with Swimmer?”

(Smooth, Em. Smooth.)

Anna: “I don’t know maybe because you’re seeing him everywhere.”

Em: “Uhh what I saw a kid who looked like him… but ok whatever floats your boat!”

Anna: “Haha and I see you didn’t deny loving Justin Bieber.” (I told her I saw someone who looked like him yesterday)

Em: “I don’t, it was just weird seeing his doppleganger.”

Anna: “Haha good use of a Vampire Diaries word.”

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Well, that wen’t surprisingly well. Sort of. Anyways, today I dropped my dad’s phone (I was using his because I dropped mine and it got the white screen of death because it is a really cheap phone) and it now has cracks all over it… sigh. At least replacement screens are only like $10!

Until next time, Em 🙂

Sigh

Today I have decided to set Dylan up with my friend Megan and to set up my friend Cody with Shelly (instead of Dylan)… hopefully it’ll end up well. Maybe I can even invite them (Dylan and Cody) to hang out with us when we go see The Hunger Games 🙂

Anyways, I’m sure you’re all wondering who this Cody guy is. He’s a guy I know from band, and I’ve talked to him a total of two times. He seems pretty nice, and he plays the guitar and violin (and I think he sings too)… I hope he’s a good match for Shelly!

Also, today my friend RJ told me about this guy that her sister likes. He likes her too, and when RJ was talking to him he said that he wants to ask RJ’s sister to a dance. When RJ said that everyone grinds at our school dances, he said he didn’t want to grind with her, he just wanted to hold her tight and never let her go… sob why are there not more guys like this by me? I guess there’s still college…

Anyways I’ll tell y’all how it goes!

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My friend found this... haha

Until next time, Em 🙂

Matchmaker in Training

It’s official: I’m a matchmaker in training. I have even made a badge for myself. If anyone wants one I’m happy to give it to them as long as they tell me their story 🙂

My Matchmaker Badge

Anyways, I’m sure you’re all waiting to hear the hilarious story about how I have earned my Matchmaker Badge. I have decided to set Dylan up with my friend Shelly. Of course, they have pretty much nothing in common, and I’m pretty much just doing this for the laugh. And if something comes out of it, that’s just swell.

Wish me luck!

Until next time, Em 🙂