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Lost in Austen Pt. 2: Live blogging at it’s finest

My thoughts on the second episode…

  • what if jane dies?!
  • yes. get jane into bed. with bingley.
  • lol drugs?
  • looks like someone wants amanda to stay here
  • lol he can’t stop thinking about her lips?
  • HER TONGUE?!
  • omg did she just…. she’s… did she just play that card?!
  • steer the punt from the cambrige end? lol
  • his sideburns look like caterpillars
  • but now amanda can’t get together w/ darcy
  • why are they eating alone?
  • is that dead birds?
  • miserable sod? lol
  • did he just smile? omg maybe he likes amanda…
  • that’s like two pianos in one
  • wht if she plays “chopsticks” or something lol
  • thank you, darcy. obv she can’t play piano
  • to the windows to the walls till the sweat drips down my… oh nope you’re singing another song
  • slow clap
  • lol he sounds like a grandpa talking with kids… so awkward with the language of today
  • “i’m all the hind, like a duck’s tail”
  • BINGERS?
  • darcy is ugly.
  • is the mom trying to set up amanda’s brother with one of her daugthers?!
  • lol she woiuldn’t share a bag of chips with he brother… let alone her house
  • jane is trying to get amanda to marry darcy… she already knows how good he is! she doesn’t need convincing!
  • “not fitted for bingley” !?
  • ugh. wickham.
  • lol amanda hates wickham alredy! good girl
  • did wickham just check amanda out? ewww
  • ewww mr. collins!!! ew
  • ewww he looks like the young neville but uglier
  • two weeks? fortunate? no ew
  • “lord let it be kitty” lol she knows how it should be!
  • “king of the mingers”
  • “squeezes himself through the pants” ew
  • “sniffs himself” omg barf
  • whoremonger lol
  • “was a great beauty” lol not anymore i guess?
  • “promethean misery of marriage to collins” lol
  • yuck he just kissed her hand
  • “i would kiss your every garment” ?! ew

– i actually showed this part to my friend who was in the room with me while i was watching and she practically threw up too.

  • except charlotte isn’t supposed to give him love… it’s practical not romantic
  • he thought she was talking about herself? ew
  • ew he’s sniffing himself
  • omg bingley is bewiched by jane! 🙂
  • endless top-hats
  • “grossly relation” lol
  • darcy looks pissed off about the engagement
  • DECORATIVE ?!
  • oooh darcy hates wickham!
  • why does jane think that bingley doesn’t like her?
  • “my dear” ?! ew
  • husband hunting lol
  • his sideburns look like cheetos
  • “i wouldn’t have my deficit redressed by you if you were the last man on earth”
  • he has found something of great interest… her?!?!
  • lol she just quoted darcy… and he is so confused
  • A BALL WOOT! I wish i could go to one…
  • shaved her legs with a potato peeler lol

– i also showed my friend this part and she said that she used twigs as toothbrushes, but never potato peelers to shave lets

  • “a muppet like collins” lol
  • ms. price, the instrument of satan? no you have to end up with her!
  • why are fish in her blood?
  • what’s a fish monger? oh.
  • “you little tinker” lol
  • ew is the mom trying to hook up jane and mr. collins? ew.
  • are they getting married? ew.
  • omg no they did not just kiss.
  • ew he just touched his lips ew. after touching other things. ew.
  • lol for a moment i thought charlotte would catch the bouquet and marry bingley
  • NO DON’T GET REELED IN (pun intended)
  • “hands slithering all over your a**” lolol
  • lol now she sounds like a creep… having him in her mind since she was 12
  • “you repel me” omg 😥
  • lolol she reminds me of elizabeth, hating him – but… but…. she has to end up with him

Looking over these notes is actually super funny…. ahh reliving the wonderful moments of LIA… except not Mr. Collins “squeezing himself through his pocket” OMG DIE IN A HOLE AND THEN I CAN BARF ALL OVER YOUR GRAVE.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Lost in Austen Pt. 1: Live blogging at it’s finest

This is what I thought when I was watching the first episode:

  • i wish we had double decker buses
  • “”how do i look” “like you put your lipstick on by eating it” hehehe
  • ew the bf is so ugly
  • did someone just come out of her bathtub??!
  • i’ve acutally seen a door that opens to air
  • “you are the key” lolol
  • “it is talored in your underthings” hm. strange.
  • how did she know it was elizabeth bennet?!
  • the wall is kinda cool – mosaicy and stuff. but is it just paint samples and the mom was too lazy to actually finish?
  • DID SHE COME FROM THE PIPES? LIKE THE BASALISK
  • I wish i could walk into a book 😥
  • just wait till she figures out that she doesn’t have electricity or a bathroom
  • lydia is strange…
  • lol girl on girl action? pubes? oh my word
  • LANDING STRIP?!
  • otterhunting?
  • bingley… hm he needs to trim his eyebrows
  • “we lend each other books. it’s practically a marriage”
  • elizabeth the very goatiest
  • mr bingley likes writing, unlike some people 😉 (ZIA)
  • “large gatherings of society bring me out in hives. as do small gatherings.” omg me
  • actually he’s kind of cute… (bingley)
  • are they trying to get rid of amanda?
  • birch twigs? how is that a toothbrush?
  • is that georgiana? oh. it’s caroline. bleh
  • mr. collins? handsome? ew
  • does charlotte know?! (that amanda is from the future)
  • i wonder if amanda will like darcy? hm.
  • SHE HAS TO MEET DARCY 😥
  • bingley only has eyes for amanda! 😥
  • hm, darcy looks kinda like colin firth. but… hm.  no.
  • lol amanda doesn’t know how to dance at all
  • FORTUNITELY? HE’S SUPPOSED TO LIKE DANCING W/ HER
  • lol she’s lighting her cigarette on the lamp
  • “you even breathe fire” !? lol
  • OMG SHE JUST KISSED HIM!!!
  • love making?!
  • IS MRS. BENNET GOING TO KILL HER?
  • ball breaker? lol
  • he just offered her his coat? and then there’s darcy in the background lol
  • has she tried to unlcok it? (the door)
  • OMG IS THAT A LETTER WHAT IS GOING ON
  • Does Mr. bennet love lizzie? omg incest
  • lol “he’s not colin firth”
  • “physically he fills his britches pretty well, but he doens’t float my boat” lol
  • lol mrs. bennet is so unlikeable

Until next time, Em 🙂

P.S. ~ I was talking to my friend just now…

Me: “Should I do homework or go to [insert town name here]? (I have a college night thing in 3 hours and I’m stuck at school)

My teacher (sneaking up on me – creepy): “homework.”

Me: *WTF WHY ARE YOU HERE* “well I want to do homework, but really I don’t…”

My friend: *says something about history class*

Me: “OH YEAH! are we gonna watch that movie?”

My teacher: “which one”

*me trying to figure out the movie name*

Me: “you know, you said we could watch the rated R for nudity one (he said it was ok as long as he covered the screen lol) or the Auschwitz one or… the other one”

My teacher: “Schindler’s list?”

Me: “YES! It looked so fun!”

My teacher: “History class is not for fun.” *walks away*

sigh.

This is gonna be epic. Or just fail with epic style.

While writing that title, I realized that no, epicly is NOT a word. Sad but true.

Anyways, the day has finally come for me to do…. drumroll… LIVE BLOGGING!!! If you don’t know what that is, it’s pretty much when you write a blog post while doing something very important.

Backstory: yesterday I went to a concert and saw a kid who looked like Swimmer. And now I am going to tell Anna.

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Em: “Should I tell my friend who knows him? She would laugh so hard!”

Shelly: “Yeah probably.”

Em: “What do I sayyyyyyyyyy?!”

Shelly: “I meant she would laugh really hard, but I suggest you don’t. Do whatever you want. My guess is because she is your friend she will try to help set you up with him.”

Em: “Oh I see. Here goes nothing!”

Shelly: “Bon chance!”

Em: “dkjskjsakncke”

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Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer!”

Lana: “That is amazing.”

Em: “Haha yes! His hair looked just like Swimmer’s and I was like OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR HAIR (but I didn’t tell him that!) Anyways should I tell my friend who knows him “hey I saw someone who looked like Swimmer yesterday!!!” or would it just be awkward?”

Lana: “You should!!!!!!!!!!”

Em: “OH MY GOD SHOULD I ACTUALLY DO THIS MY FRIEND JUST REPLIED”

Lana: “Say “oh the other day I was at a concert and I saw someone that kinda looked like Swimmer. Isn’t that weird?” or something like that”

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12:27 – Starts typing: “I just saw this kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

*looking at my phone like it is going to blow up*

*send*

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO HOLY MUSTACHES SHE IS GOING TO LAUGH SO HARD AND BE LIKE “WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT THE HAYSTACKS ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT” OH MY GOD…………

OH MY GOSH I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, WHY DID I DO THAT!!!!! MY HEART IS LIKE A FREAKING DRUM!!! NOOOOOOO MY LIFE IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT!!! GOODBYE CUTE CAT THAT IS LYING OVER THERE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEE

12:33 – This was a terrible idea. Plus the fact that I sent my message 10 minutes after she replied to my “dude!” message… not great.

12:38 – Still no reply. I’m gonna go do some homework. BRB

3:00 – YES! SHE REPLIED!

Em: “Dude!”

Anna: “Whattttt”

Em: “I just saw a kid who looks just like Swimmer… creepy stuff going on with all of these look-alikes happening.”

Anna: “Yeah or maybe you’re just seeing all the guys you’re in love with ;)”

(WAIT. SHE KNOWS?!)

Em: “Excuse me? Why would you think I’m in love with Swimmer?”

(Smooth, Em. Smooth.)

Anna: “I don’t know maybe because you’re seeing him everywhere.”

Em: “Uhh what I saw a kid who looked like him… but ok whatever floats your boat!”

Anna: “Haha and I see you didn’t deny loving Justin Bieber.” (I told her I saw someone who looked like him yesterday)

Em: “I don’t, it was just weird seeing his doppleganger.”

Anna: “Haha good use of a Vampire Diaries word.”

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Well, that wen’t surprisingly well. Sort of. Anyways, today I dropped my dad’s phone (I was using his because I dropped mine and it got the white screen of death because it is a really cheap phone) and it now has cracks all over it… sigh. At least replacement screens are only like $10!

Until next time, Em 🙂