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The age-old dilemma of how to wish someone “happy birthday” on Facebook…

So you know that guy that I knew way back when and then met again this weekend? The one that doesn’t recognize me (at least that I know of)?

So it’s his birthday today. And I want to tell him “happy birthday” on Facebook, but how do I do this? Without, you know, revealing that I met him recently. And that I think that he’s adorable, and not in the same way that he was 5 years ago (adorable in a totally nerdy way).

Ack, please give me advice!

Until next time, Em 🙂

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Romeo and Juliet, and dating rules

So there’s this guy that Mimi likes, Damian. She’s liked him for 2 years (at least) and he liked her back last year (I don’t know if he still does, but he talks to her every day so…)

So I’m wondering, what are your guys’ opinions on what she should say to him? She doesn’t want to ask him out – she wants him to be the asker. She does want him to ask her out though (this morning she said “he’s not my boyfriend… yet… oh my gosh that just slipped out…. oh my gosh”)

Also, he was complaining to her about his Romeo and Juliet project yesterday. But Mimi did not take my advice and offer to help him (read: be the Juliet to his Romeo ;))

IT’S TIME FOR ANOTHER…. DATING RULE!!!

2. Play the field! Get out there and find out what type of guy you like.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Doppleganging (is that a word?)

Today my life was changed. I went to Megan’s Sweet Sixteen, where we went to a comic shop which may or may not have had a signed picture of Chris Pine hanging up. And for sale. My bus driver looked like Bradley Cooper. When going to a concert I both saw someone who looked like Justin Bieber (warning: creepy picture alert) and Swimmer (it wasn’t him). I tasted lemon drops for the first time (they’re really good, Dumbledore was right!). I went to a seafood place (I’m a vegetarian) and ate this disgusting “vegetable” (read: mashed up disgusting green plant life) soup until I decided that yes, I could have a meal consisting of just Mozzarella-y French Fries and Creme Brulee (it was really yummy). Plus, there was some weird dance thing going on downtown which consisted of people dancing with headphones on (I think it might have been for the Ellen Show Dance Dare… but I’m not sure). Oh and I pretty much bombed my History Exam I had on Friday… not good.

Until next time, Em 🙂

PS ~ I’m thinking of telling Anna that I saw a kid who looked like Swimmer, but she’ll probably freak out and be like “Why were you thinking about him? OMG I’m gonna set you guys up!”… wait, why is this a bad idea again? Anyways, advice? To tell or not to tell, that is the predicament (obviously I’m NOT a natural born poet)

Horoscope for the day -_-

Use your creativity to find a way to get in on the fun times. They need you!

Your intellect is linking you ever more closely with your people — and maybe with one new person in particular! It’s a great time to chat up new folks and see where your connections lead.

What does this mean?! Who am I supposed to talk to? A (from the telephone game), who I’m playing tennis with today? Swimmer?

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of Swimmer, I have a perfect plan for getting his number. All I need to do is hang out with him (I need advice on how to ask Anna if we can hang out with him!) and then I can say “That was fun! We should hang out sometime! What’s your number?” and then we’re golden.

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Explains my situation

Until next time, Em 🙂

The confusing life of Em

9. Write about your relationship status

Well, since this is pretty much all I talk about on my blog, this post is going to be pretty boring. But if you’re a new reader (and haven’t stalked my posts to death) then this might be very helpful.

Dylan: Well, Dylan is definitely a creeper. Sure, we’d look super cute together. But I guess he doesn’t care, because he would rather be a total player. A super cute player, but still.

Harry Potter/HP: I haven’t seen him in a few weeks, but we definitely flirted.

Swimmer: I’m still trying to figure out how to hang out with him, seeing that he’s Anna’s neighbor and it would be really awkward if I randomly asked if we could hang out with him. But I’m working on it. And it would really help if someone could give me advice 😉

SpongeBob: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? The creepiest guy ever! It’s been almost a week since I saw him, and I’m hoping he deleted my phone number. Or dropped his phone in a puddle. I never want to speak to him again.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Computer stealing and advice needing

So for once I actually have news about Dylan… but it’s not good news. Our school was cancelled so I had to go home with my friend Megan. And while I was at her house, we were innocently stalking guys on FB.

And then I saw the light… Dylan was on! I decided to message him, pretending to be my friend Megan, who was sitting right next to me. Here’s how our conversation went:

Em: Hi -Em’s friend Megan

Megan (on my laptop): I don’t even know who you are, that was Em, she likes you.

Em (trying to fix the situation after hyperventilating for about 3 minutes): Just kidding haha.

Dylan (obviously not believing that she was joking): Uh huh.

Megan: So how do you know Em??? -Megan

Dylan: Orchestra. Smooth cover by the way. You really fixed it.

Megan: No I’m serious, I’ll friend you right now.

Dylan: Do it. Friend me.

Em: Did you get it?

Dylan: No. I gtg I’ll message you later.

Em (OK REALLY HE’S DITCHING ME?): I’ll talk to you when we’re friends! -Megan

So my friend Megan actually did send him a friend request… we’ll see if he responds haha!

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On another note, I need some advice!

So I was just at my friend Anna’s (the one who just had her birthday) house, who lives right by Swimmer. And I was wondering if anyone has any advice about how to discreetly ask him (and my friend) to hang out with us. Because I can’t just say “Hey Anna, I have an idea! Let’s hang out with Swimmer!” So I need some advice about what to say. I know that he takes the bus home at about 4:15, but I’m never at her house at that time. So please, readers, give me some advice! Should I suggest inviting him to play Apples to Apples with us? Or should I suggest we play tennis with him? (I actually don’t know if he plays…)

Until next time, Em 🙂