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Story of my life…

“Janie wanted to ask Hezekiah about Tea Cake, but she was afraid he might misunderstand her and think she was interested.” (OH MY WORD, I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL! PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP ANNA AND I’S RELATIONSHIP CONCERNING SWIMMER!)

“‘Well, is he- he- is he got uh wife or something lak dat? Not dat it’s any uh mah business.’ She held her breath for the answer.” (UH YEAH THERE WAS DEFINITELY AN AWKWARD  SITUATION WHERE THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST YEAR, MINUS THE WHOLE, YOU KNOW, WIFE PART)

-Their Eyes Were Watching God

Oh also, I was asking RJ about the guy she likes (Jadrian) , who is sadly graduating, and we had this highly stimulating conversation:

Em: “Is he popular?”
RJ: “He’s… captain of the chess team.”

Trust me, you had to be there.

Until next time, Em 🙂

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