Tag Archive | facebook

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!

I finally get up the courage to message you.

And then we message back and forth.

And then you see my message.

And they you start typing.

And then you go offline.

Why.

Until next time, Em 🙂

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ermahgerd what have I done

We interrupt our regular scheduled broadcasting for a BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

Holy mustaches. I am such a fail at life. Why. Why. Why. Why.

You know what not to do if you want to live a semi-normal life? DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT ASK A CUTE GUY WHAT HIS SNAPCHAT IS. What have I done. I should have ignored that status… whyyyyy.

It was just so tempting though. He has no Snapchat friends, and apparently he is trying to find Snapchat friends because he is talking about his non-existant Snapchat friends on Facebook and ermahgerd what have I done?!

Learn from my stupidity, internet.

Also, don’t make a super ridiculous Snapchat name. Because people will want to add you. And how are you supposed to explain your ridiculous name without them laughing? You can’t. Blargh.

Until next time, Em 🙂

Musings of a library volunteer…

Let’s just say I stumbled upon some very strange people while volunteering at the library today…

1. A guy was filling a paper bag full of DVDs… and then taking a bunch off the shelf and looking at EVERY SINGLE DVD ON THE SHELF

2. A guy asked me if no DVDs were checked out, would they all fit on the shelf? (I said “maybe” – how am I supposed to know)

Also, off-topic, what is with all these homecoming pictures on Facebook? Seriously… it should be Singles Awareness Weekend because I am sorry, but I do not want to see everyones’ happy statuses while I am sitting home alone on the internet…

Also!!!

At church today, the cute-smart-musical guy from our “church band” which will be starting up soon came for the youth meeting… yeah that was awkward seeing as I HAD A DREAM ABOUT HIM… A VERY STRANGE DREAM.

Until next time, Em 🙂

That awkward moment when…

1. Your sorta-friend who called you screwed up wishes you “happy birthday” on Facebook – and messes up your age

2. Your friend took her senior picture, and has so much makeup on that she looks like a Barbie – and I don’t mean this as a compliment

Also, I MADE THE CHOCOLATE LAYER FOR MY ICE CREAM CAKE!!! It’s a bit runny – the freezer bowl must not have  been frozen enough, which is weird seeing as it was in the freezer for 12 hours!

Until next time, Em 🙂

I SEE THE LITTLE GREEN CIRCLE BY YOUR NAME!!!

Why is it that people decide to be online and they don’t reply to your messages that you sent three days prior? Why?!

Also, I made Black and White Cookies for school tomorrow… I had to try one to make sure they were good!

They taste sorta like Madeline cookies with frosting on top… delish 🙂

crappy instagram photo

I probably should have sifted the cocoa powder, because that frosting came out really thick and not as runny as the white frosting… but still yummy 🙂

Until next time, Em 🙂

Well that went well… not

So I wished that cute-as-a-baby-panda guy happy birthday on Facebook… yeah I probably sound like some psycho. Which I am… but let’s not go there.

Here’s what I said: “Happy birthday [insert name here]! I can’t believe it’s been 5 years ever since we first met blah blah blah… anyways message me sometime! Bye”

Seriously.

Oh, there goes my Facebook beeping. *faceplam* he replied… yeah… this is gonna be awkward.

Until next time, Em 🙂

The age-old dilemma of how to wish someone “happy birthday” on Facebook…

So you know that guy that I knew way back when and then met again this weekend? The one that doesn’t recognize me (at least that I know of)?

So it’s his birthday today. And I want to tell him “happy birthday” on Facebook, but how do I do this? Without, you know, revealing that I met him recently. And that I think that he’s adorable, and not in the same way that he was 5 years ago (adorable in a totally nerdy way).

Ack, please give me advice!

Until next time, Em 🙂