So my friend finally came online, and here’s our conversation:
ChaiTeaLover: After you and SpongeBob left, we played Telephone. And you know the point of Telephone is to make things like he**a awkward, right? So the person who started said “Em and SpongeBob are best friends”
Em: YES (hyperventilating)
CTL: And it went around until it got to JB (my friend’s twin brother)
Em: Type fast… what (hyperventilating; this can’t be good)
CTL: And then JB decided to change the words to “Em and SpongeBob are poops” and for some reason it got back to A, who was last, and she heard
CTL: “SpongeBob thinks Em has big b**bs” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
CTL: IT WAS SO FUNNY
Em: I’m… sure it was
Em: So what else happened! Nothing?? (still hyperventilating; what if they kissed?)
CTL: I just thought that would interest you. And everyone was like dying on the floor.
Em: It… didn’t.
CTL: And JB was like “I SWEAR I SAID POOPS NOT B**BS”
Em: I’m sure they were.
CTL: And we were like “suuurreee ;)”
Em: Anyways. What did y’all do after that?
CTL: We just fooled around.
CTL: Did nothing hahahaha
CTL: You didn’t really miss much! We just talked. And they wanted to play Spin the Bottle (OMG I BET THEY KISSED!!)
Em: Did you! Haha (sob)
CTL: No. There were two guys and five girls. How would that have even worked? (phew)
So now that all has been said and done, I know that while there was a bit of… awkward conversation, but at least CTL didn’t kiss Swimmer. Thank goodness!
Until next time, Em 🙂