This is why guys should never dress nicely…

This meme pretty much explains my life at the moment…

Like, seriously.

Today at orchestra, I talked to this really cute guy. He forgot his music last week, and I saw it as a perfect opportunity to talk to him. Just keep in mind, I will exaggerate quite a bit in this post.

Me: “Hey, did you lose your music? Someone forgot theirs last week”

Him: “Well would you look at that! It is mine!”

My brain: “WOW, CAN YOU BE ANY MORE ADORABLE? AND OF COURSE IT’S YOURS, YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN THE CELLO SECTION THAT TAPE OUR MUSIC. AND I RECOGNIZE YOUR HANDWRITING FROM YOUR FACEBOOK COVER PICTURE. NOT LIKE I STALKED YOU OR ANYTHING…” *manic laugh*

Me: “Cool” *walks away, drool dripping down my face*

—later—

My friend: “I wonder what his hair feels like?” (he uses gel)

Me: “Let’s touch it” (Finding Nemo moment right here – and I dislike that movie with a very strong passion btw)

My friend: “During break!”

Me: “Sounds good”

My brain: “I WANT TO TOUCH IT NOW!!! IT LOOKS SO SOFT AND ASDFJKL CAN I JUST TOUCH IT RIGHT NOW PLEASE PLEASE”

—later—

My brain: “IT IS BREAK TIME. CAN I PLEASE GO TOUCH HIS HAIR NOW?!”

My friend: *talks about things not pertaining to his beautiful hair*

—later—

Me: *packing up cello and music*

Him: *packing up cello and music right next to me* (my case was right by his – coincidence or not, you decide ;))

Me: “What does your hair feel like?”

Him: “UNICORN HAIR”

My brain: “MARRY ME RIGHT NOW”

My friend: “What do you use in your hair?”

Him: “I never wash my hair, so just grease and dandruff”

My brain: “HE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR, ALL SYSTEMS ABORT AND MARRY HIM”

Me: “hehehe”

—later—

Me: *putting away chairs and cleaning up band room*

Me: “Can I feel your hair?”

Him: *slowly walks away, with scared look in his eyes*

My brain: “HEHEHE YOU HAVE HIM CORNERED!!! TOUCH HIS HAIR NOW!!!”

Me: *touches his hair*

Me: “ooh soft!”

—later—

My friend: “So what’s your name?”

Him: “[insert awesome name here]”

My brain: “WELL OF COURSE I KNEW THAT… THE CONDUCTER ASKED YOU TWICE IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS. AND YOU KNOW, IT SAYS ON THE SEATING CHART. AND ON YOUR FACEBOOK”

Me: “How tall are you?”

Him: “Six foot”

My brain: “HOLY MUSTACHES. I’M FIVE FOOT TALL… THAT’S TWELVE INCHES TALLER THAN ME!!!”

—later—

Him: *walks down hall with mom and sister*

Me: “They look nothing alike!”

My friend: “They’re definitely not siblings”

My brain: “WELL YOU KNOW… HIS SISTER OR WHOEVER WAS IN YOUR ORCHESTRA LAST YEAR, AND SINCE YOU STILL HAVE THE PROGRAM FROM A CONCERT, LOOK HIS LAST NAME UP AND SEE IF SHE HAS THE LAST NAME AS HIM!”

Me: *drools*

Yep, guys should really not be able to wear perfect-pants (not too tight, not too loose – European guys have this style down)… and button down shirts, and perfect-shirts (not too tight, not too loose)

Until next time, Em 🙂

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3 thoughts on “This is why guys should never dress nicely…

  1. LOL! your brain functions are very amusing xD good luck with this!

    also, you’re only five foot? does that suck? people bug me all the time about being short, and i’m 5ft4 😛

    • yeah, people can be so annoying sometimes! but i can get really cheap clothes because i still fit into kids pants and shoes!

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